Breaking news: Afghanistan is a political tool

David Cameron reminds us we're all in this together

As Nick Clegg's opinion polll rating falls to it's lowest point ever – what get's him out of bed?

David Cameron reveals how he keeps looking so young

Ever wondered what gets David Cameron out of bed in the morning

The mystery of Nick Clegg's smile?

Breaking news: Budget is fair

BP over a barrel

BP are being bent over the barrel by Uncle Sam in a surprising reversal of fortunes for the firm!

Gordon Brown counters doom and gloom with mole growth news

George Osbourne on a training course with Noah

In a surprise move to get George Osbourne up to scratch ready for his first budget, the tories have brought in Noah (you know from the bible) to teach him how to give some really bad news.